Hi honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?
A voice on the other end answers "No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." the little girl quipped.
"After a brief pause daddy says "but honey you haven't got an Uncle named Paul!"
Brief pause "uh ok then, this is what I want you to do: "Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door, & shout to mommy that daddy's car has just arrived at the gate."
"Ok daddy just a minute?"... A while later the little girl comes back to the phone, and says "done it daddy."
"What happened honey?"
She replies "Well, mommy got scared & jumped out of the bed n*ked, ran round the room screaming; tripped over, & knocked her head on the staircase, now she is not moving at all."
"What about Uncle Paul?" asked Dad."
He jumped out the window in to the swimming pool, but I guess he didn't know you emptied the water last week. He hit the bottom & I think he's dead."
Really long pause this time.... Daddy says, "swimming pool? but we don't have a swimming pool"
He asked; "Is this 486-5731 i'm calling?"
She says "No: this is 486-5713." Oh,oh
Sorry, wrong numbr?!!
