Mr Akpors fiancee said to him, "Now that we are engaged, we should start calling each
other pet names". He asked her, "So what do u want to be calling me?" She said, "I'll be calling u TIGER". "Why?" he asked. "Coz u're handsome, tall, charming, strong, calculating,
smart & very good in BEDmatics". She then asked him, "What will u be calling me?" Mr Akpors said, "Zebra" The lady still smiling seductively, "Wow, that's lovely & sweet. Why did u choose such a
lovely name?" "Because of ur STRETCH MARKs..
