This girl is selling her farts in a sealed jar

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Christmas has come and gone, but Valentine’s Day is coming up! Why not present your loved one with the ass gas from a cute blonde?

Yep. This chick is selling her farts in a jar, all tied up real pretty with a bow. Her stank eBay ad states, “I farted by my brother and it made him literally sick. He said I should ‘Sell That Sh*t’ So I decided to take his word for it.

I have been doing research on the best ways to fart in a container and have the smell be just as potent as a fresh fart.” The ad goes on to detail exactly how she goes about letting one rip in a small glass container.

It gets better! Toot McFartyson will also include a photo of herself with the jar of anal air — and the auction is still going on as we speak.

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