16 Reasons Why You Must Own A Blackberry Porsche

If u hold am, U no go ever hungry

again,

•If u misplaced it in a cab, it will

automatically find its way back ur

pocket.

•If ugly pesin send U request e no go

enter.

•It can tell U which memba of ur family

dey do U.

•U can connect d bluetooth to nepa

poll 2 get light.

•It can be used as bomb detectors.

•It can be used as mosquito coil.

•Can serve as ATM machine.

•U don't have 2 pay BIS, it ping via

satellite.

•It vibrates if someone is lyin, 4real.

•It can tell d real father of a child.

•It can detect if Ur boyfriend/girlfriend

mis waka.

•It is accepted as dowry.

•It can upgrade Ur GPA if U are a

student.

•It can make Arsenal win a trophy next

season.

•It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just

put it in condom mode. X_X

lol

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