JOKE OF THE DAY



Akpos, now a driver who survived in a tragic accident which rendered 49 people dead at the spot, was remanded in police custody to assist in police investigation.

Policeman: So Akpos, how did you end up k**lling 49 people?

Akpos: I was driving at 80km/h

when I saw two men crossing the road. At the other side, a wedding was taking place. 

I hit the brakes but they failed, so I had to make a choice; either hit the two men or run into the wedding party.

Policeman: Hit the two men of course!

Akpos: Ehen! We think alike ooo! But after hitting one, the other man escaped into the wedding party. So I went after him.

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