A woman was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters wed in d same year, So she whispered to each of them "After your weddings "Text me your 1st Nite Xperience & dont forget to text it in a coded way o! After a week, the 1st daughter sent 'NESCAFE' in an sms 2 her mum while a week later, the 2nd texted 'BENSON'.
Their mum, as a soji woman, picked up a tin of Nescafe & read from d label; "fantastic till d last drop!" she also went 2 her husband's pack of Benson Cigarettes & found written on it; "extra long, king size!" she thought aloud; 'not too bad for them @ their age sha! A few days later, her 3rd daughter's text comes in; "Arik: Lagos - Kano!".
So Mama calls Arik Air Information Desk to inquire about their kano - lagos flight. She was told; "Its 3times daily, 7days a week & the flight duration is 75mins to & fro!". Mama throws herself in the air, lands, slumps & faints shouting...... "Yeeeeee! Eleyi ma pa mi lomo Oº°˚( this one will kill my daughter)
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