BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER(A MUST READ)

Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. 

You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want s**x or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Husband
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P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work.

 I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. 

About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.

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Nigerian Woman Divorces Husband For Talking Too Much

 In a marriage, sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut.Unfortunately, one Nigerian husband didn't heed this advice. His wife, 38-year-old Mariam Adunni, filed to divorce him after six years of marriage because he talked too much and was unable to keep family secrets, according to PM News Nigeria.

“My husband is fond of sharing our family affairs with his relatives and friends,” Adunni reportedly told the court. “My husband has no trust in me, instead he shares his problems with friends and relatives who will mislead him.”

Her husband, with whom she has two children, agreed to dissolve the marriage and the divorce was granted.

A blabbermouth spouse isn't the strangest grounds for divorce we've ever heard. From one woman who couldn't stand her husband's love of chores to another who filed for divorce over a lack of sex.

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Lawyers lament high rate of divorce in Nigeria

Some lawyers in Lagos on Sunday identified poverty, lack of love and desperation as reasons for the high rate of divorce in country. The lawyers, said that most people go into marriage without prior knowledge of marriage. One of the lawyers, Mr Linus Okwara, explained that desperation, especially on the part of the female folks, was a major cause of divorce.

 “Most young women feel, it is a must to get married at an early age while the older ones cannot stand the stigma of not being married. “Therefore, they enter into marriages not minding what it may cost because they must get married,’’ Okwara said. He further said that some women, in their desperation avoid marriage counselling and courtship so that the man would not change his mind. 

 Mrs Nkechi Amanambu, a legal practitioner, said that some families due to poverty give away their female children in order to make some money. “Parents who cannot afford to train their female childr

en give them out for marriage so that it could fetch them money. “They don’t care about what the child feels or wants for herself. They force her into an unwanted or unplanned marital life,’’ Amanambu said. Amanambu, however, said

 that such couple would opt for a divorce by the time they realised that the union was against their will. Mr Peter Ayodele, another lawyer, said that some men and women did not understand that love was the primary basis for workable marriage. “Some marriages lack love. If a marriage has love as its foundation, as in t

he Christian and Islamic doctrine; couples would stay together `for better and for not as good as,’’ he said. Ayodele also explained that the problem was rampant with women because most divorce suit had women as petitioners. “Most women, especially the career ones, would want to rub shoulders with their husbands; they are not ready to compromise or stoop down for their spouses. 

 “And men are naturally egoistic, once their wives start giving them such challenges in their marital decisions; there would be conflicts which might lead to divorce.’’ He also cited social pressure as another major cause of divorce, saying that most girls go into marriages because of money and social status of the husband to be in the society. “Once they go into the marriage with such mindset, whenever anything affects the position, they want to seek divorce because they are not ready to absorb the ups and downs of marriage,’’

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Hausa Woman Seeks Divorce Over Bread and Tea Meal

A House Wife, Uwanin Takai has taken her husband to Takai Sharia Court in Kano State on Friday, seeking for divorce due to lack of proper feeding as the husband provides her with a meal per day.

However, the man, Ubaliyo Takai, disputed his wife`s claim, saying that his wife insisted on being served with tea and bread every morning, which he could not afford.

“I married the woman two months ago. She told me that she was fed up with eating cooked guinea corn every day and I changed her diet to eight tubers of cassava daily.”

The Sharia Court Judge, Malam Auwalu Bashir, admonished the couple and urged them to reconcile their differences which they did in the court room.

In a related development, Usaina Fititi also sued her husband before the same court, asking for divorce on the ground that the man was not providing soap and detergent to her.

The court’s presiding officer advised Fititi`s husband to reconcile with his wife amicably and to always take care of her needs.

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Court order woman to refund bride price

A Kaduna Sharia Court on Wednesday dissolved the marriage between one Maryam Ahmed and Sanusi Idris of Maje Village in the Igabi Local Government Area of Kaduna State, after barely 30 days of the marriage.

The court also directed Maryam to refund N25,000 paid to her as dowry by Idris in addition to returning clothes presented to her for the marriage.

Maryam,16, had prayed the court to dissolve her marriage to Idris, 27, after just 30 days into the marriage because of a lack of interest in Idris.

She told the court that she would refund the dowry after the dissolution of the marriage.

In his submission, Maryam’s guardian, Malam Ahmed Maje, told the court that Idris had paid N25,000 as dowry.

Idris, however, claimed that he paid N45,000 as dowry to Maryam and not N25,000, explaining that he also paid N16,000 as compensation to one of Maryam’s suitors.

He said further that he provided N35,000 to Maryam for clothing and an additional N45,000, which she requested for to purchase other materials for the marriage.

Idris said that unless the money he spent on Maryam was returned, he would not grant her the divorce.

In his judgement, the Khadi, Malam Ibrahim Inuwa, said that a woman could seek divorce provided that “she is sane, mature and not under any duress or influence”.

He, subsequently, dissolved the marriage.

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‘My wife starves me of food and s*x,’ man tells court

Lagos -A middle-aged petty trader, Joseph Olowofusi, on Monday pleaded with a Mushin Customary Court in Lagos to dissolve his five-year-old marriage to his wife, Iyabo, over her alleged failure to cook his meals.

Olowofusi, who resides at No. 16, Osoro St., Papa Ajao, Mushin, told the court that his wife was in the habit of collecting money from him, without giving him food.

“I have been giving her money for food, but she will never prepare any meal for me. She was using it as punishment for me whenever we quarrelled but in the past two years, it has become a permanent thing.

“She will call me unprintable names whenever I request for food. I don’t know how to cook and I don’t like eating outside. What is the benefit of having a wife who has refused to cook? ” he asked.

Olufusi said that Iyabo recently started denying him access to her body, adding that he could no longer endure her attitude.

“I am fed up with her attitude. She has remained adamant. She doesn’t allow me to touch her. She is very stubborn. She is not ready for a change.

“The last time we came to court for mediation, she rained curses on me till we got home. I am tired,” Olowofusi said.

Responding to the allegations, Iyabo told the court that he was hard to please.

“I stopped cooking because he was always complaining. He will never eat the food I prepare. It is difficult to please him,” she said.

Iyabo also told the court that she wanted to remain in her marriage because she was still in love with her husband.

The Court President, Abayomi Ipaye, counselled the respondent on the need for her to be submissive to her husband, as the head of the family.

He pleaded with the petitioner to give his wife another chance, before making any decision that could be detrimental to the future of their children.

He gave the couple two weeks to make amends, based on the court’s counsel.

The case was adjourned till April 26 for further hearing.

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My Lazy Husband Has Refused To Pay My Dowry - Wife Tells Court

Halimot Sano, a 24-year-old housewife, has asked a Grade ‘B’ Customary Court in Oshodi, Lagos, to dissolve her three-year-old marriage to her husband, Osokpor, over his refusal to pay her dowry.

Halimot, who accused her 27-year-old husband of laziness, said he failed in all aspects to cater for her needs the way a responsible man should do.

She told the court that her family members never supported her marriage to Osokpor but that she had no choice but to marry him because he impregnated her.

“My parents do not like my husband at all, but I had to continue with the relationship because I was already pregnant for him. Since we have been together in 2009, he has neither shown any serious passion to marry me nor gone to see my parents and pay the required dowry.

“I was forced to move in with him in his elder brother’s one-room apartment when the pressure from my family was too much,” she said.

Halimot added that Osokpor beat her whenever she complained that he was not taking care of her and their daughter.

Reacting to his "wife's" allegations, Osokpor said he could not pay the dowry because of his present financial status, adding that he was still interested in the relationship.

Osokpor said, “When she became pregnant for me, I had to drop out of school and I took to riding motorcycle for commercial purposes.

“Sometimes in June 2011, my motorcycle was impounded by security operatives and since then I have been having financial problem. My elder sister has promised to get me a new motorcycle and I think things will get better soonest.”

Funny enough, Halimot’s father, Isiaka Bello, told the court that he would not approve their marriage since Osokpor had not shown any regard for him and his family. He even threatened to deal with Osokpor right inside the court.

In her ruling, the Court President, Mrs. A.I. Olorunimbe, ordered Mr. Bello to write an undertaking that he would be held responsible should any harm befall Osokpor, his friend or the only child the union is blessed with.

Mrs. Olorunimbe ordered all the parties to tread the path of peace and subsequently adjourned the case till May 2 for further hearing.

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Man Divorces wife with 5 kids ‘cos they’re all girls

Despite all the campaigns and struggles towards actualizing gender equality in the country, it is disheartening to learn that someone who is expected to be well-informed on a very sensitive issue such as gender discrimination is found to be a protagonist of the act.

And it is no other person but Mr. Tajudeen Adenekan, a director at the Federal Ministry of Finance, who chased his wife of more than 10 years and his five daughters out of their house.

The man, who was initially an auditor in the ministry until months back when he was promoted to the post of assistant director, decided that it was important to have a male child and so he picked a quarrel with his wife. As if that was not enough, he approached an Igando customary court where he instituted a divorce case against the wife on allegation that she insulted his mother and threatened to kill him.

The court asked the husband to pay a paltry N100,000 to the wife, an amount obviously not enough for her to cater for the five children the union produced who are under her custody. The wife has alleged that the court was under the influence of the husband who is suspected to have paid for the judgment in the dissolution of the marriage.

The wife who is a tailor has since withdrawn their first child, Ruka from Command Secondary School she was formerly attending to a public school close to their home. According to her, the younger ones were also sent back from school when she could not afford to pay their fees as the N100,000 awarded her by the court was used to secure an accommodation for them to lay their heads.

When reached for his own side of the story, Mr. Adenekan confirmed that he had indeed divorced his wife on the basis the she threatened to kill him. He said the action became imperative since it was obvious the wife was hell-bent on taking his life and that when people started advising him to abandon his house for the wife, he thought it wiser to divorce her last year.

Asked about the welfare of his children, he informed us that the wife kidnapped them on their way to school. However, the wife, in response stressed that the eldest child still attended the command school for some time until the school fees were due and she could not afford the payment.

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Student Commits Suicide Over a divorcee.

DISTRAUGHT over persistent calls to end a relationship with a woman older than him, a third-year student of Bodwesango Senior High School in the Adansi North District of the Ashanti region has hanged himself.

Peter Akom aka Amakye, a General Arts student, took his life on Sunday night in his friend’s room at Bodwesango.

The tragic death of the 19-year-old has left his younger sister, Joyce Akom, 16, devastated as she continuously scratches her head for answers and blames their mother, Abena Nyamaa, for Peter’s death.

The boy’s body, which was hanging by a sponge from a ceiling made of wood, was discovered by his friend, who screamed to attract people to the scene around 7:00 pm.

This is the first case of suicide to have hit Bodwesango Senior High School that has maintained a low profile.

Abena Nyamaa, mother of the victim, stands accused of nagging her son over his relationship with a 26-year-old divorcee, Yaa Manu, leading to his death on Sunday night.

She was said to have raced to Bodwesango from Asikaso, a village in the area, to quarrel with her son on the day in question following misinformation relayed to her.

Abena Nyamaa said she was informed that Peter Akom was getting married to Yaa Manu without her knowledge and against her wish, but the information turned out to be false.

Instead, the ceremony turned out to be Yaa Manu’s apprenticeship graduation that was attended by Peter.

She admitted that she had warned her son to stay away from Yaa Manu, a hair dresser apprentice, but the boy would not listen despite his poor academic performance.

She therefore decided to embarrass the boy to stop him from seeing the divorcee, whom he was living.

But the boy, who felt embarrassed by the action that was the fourth in a series of arguments and petty quarrelling between mother and son, allegedly threatened to kill himself, and finally carried out his threat after the ceremony.

The boy was wearing boxer shorts and a singlet when his body, which has been deposited at the Bekwai Government Hospital morgue, was discovered, Chief Inspector Mensah stated.

Lover of the deceased, Yaa Manu, told news men that Peter took the extreme step because he was fed up with his mother’s nagging.

According to her, she and Peter had been in relationship for two years, but did not enjoy the blessing of Peter’s mother.

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Court dissolves 10-year-old marriage over childlessness

An Ijebu-Ode Customary Court in Ogun on Wednesday dissolved a 10-year-old marriage between of one Alhaji Ibrahim Oduwole and his wife, Shade, on the ground of childlessness and provocation.

Oduwole had earlier in February taken his wife before the court seeking the dissolution of the 10-year-old marriage accusing her of childlessness, provocation and uncaring attitude towards him.

Oduwole, 70, told the court that Shade, 35, could not bear him children in the last 10 years of their marriage, adding that she was fond of fighting him on a regular basis.

“In spite of the fact that my wife could not bear me children since we got married 10 years ago, she is also fond of fighting me and does not care about my well-being.

“I want immediate dissolution of the marriage, and I also want the court to order her to return all my property back to me,” he said.

The wife, in her response, told the court that her childlessness was not her fault, adding that she had several miscarriages.

“My childlessness is not my fault. I try many times to conceive but, all resulted in miscarriages. “I don’t fight him as he claimed but rather he is the one that use to fight me,” she said.

She, however, agreed that, the marriage be dissolved.

In his ruling, the President of the court, Mr T.O. Kanimodo, said that considering the clear evidence given by the plaintiff, the court had no choice but to dissolve the marriage.

“Having considered the evidence presented by the plaintiff, the 10-year-old marriage is hereby dissolved with immediate effect.”

The court also ordered the respondent to park her belongings from the plaintiff’s house with immediate effect.

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My Wife Beats Me up Almost Everyday,I Want a Divorce

A middle-aged auto mechanic on Monday asked a Mushin Grade A Customary Court to dissolve his eight-year old marriage because his wife was allegedly fond of beating him up whenever they quarrelled.

“I have never seen such a troublesome woman like my wife; she hits me with all sorts of wooden and iron objects whenever we have a quarrel and has inflicted several injuries on me. I usually don’t retaliate when she hits me.

“Her actions have been threatening my life and I can’t wait till she kills me before I save myself.

“I am tired of the marriage and I want to put an end to it,” Ibrahim Salami pleaded with the court.

Salami also accused Keji, his petty trader wife, of being an unrepentant adulterous woman who was fond of dating other men in the neighbourhood.

“My wife is a wayward woman. I can no longer vouch for her fidelity. She is always hiding the children from me and forbids them from talking to me. I believe she wants to take them to the home of one of her numerous boyfriends.”

But Keji denied the allegations, claiming that it was her husband who dated one of her friends.

“I am a responsible and Godly woman. I am not adulterous. It was Ibrahim who dated my friend in spite of my pleas. He even bragged about his shameful acts. He plays all sorts of mockery music to infuriate me in the house.”

Keji said that the divorce suit filed by Salami was a way of evading his financial responsibilities as a father.

“He wants to divorce me so that he can abandon me and the children. He doesn’t want to take care of them. He has never really cared about their welfare.

She urged the court not to grant her husband’s divorce request, adding that she was still interested in making their marriage work.

The Court President, Mr Abayomi Ipaye, advised the couple that quarrels were inevitable in marriage since it involved two people with different perception and background.

“Both of you are from different backgrounds; you have diverse opinions on various issues, therefore, you will constantly disagree.

“Disagreements breed quarrels in marriage but they can be managed with maturity and a lot of patience.”

He called on the couple to exercise endurance and humility for long lasting and blissful marriage.

Ipaye adjourned the case to March 7 for further hearing.

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Bride divorce Groom 60 minutes after wedding

An 80-year-old man was divorced by his young wife just after a hour of being married.

According to an ‘Al Khaleej’ report, the elderly man approached Ras Al Khaimah court to have his marriage solemnised to the 20-year-old Asian woman.

Initially the judge refused to approve of their union because the bride’s guardian had not accompanied the couple. The court later certified the wedding when the elderly man brought the person concerned.

However, to the amusement of those in court and to the shock of the octagenarian bridegroom, the newly-wed girl returned to court within 60 minutes of she stepping into her husband’s home requesting the same judge to grant her a divorce from the old man.

She refused to divulge reasons for her request. The judge sought the husband’s consent and terminated the union and she returned the dowry to the elderly man.

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My Wife Wants To Kill Me With S*x,I want a divorce

A 39-year-old cobbler, Daniel Olufumilayo, has accused his wife of plotting to kill him with s*x in order to inherit his property.

He said his wife usually demanded as many as eight rounds of s*x before the break of dawn.

The divorce-seeking father of two stated this in a divorce suit he filed against his wife at an Agege Customary Court, Lagos, Southwest Nigeria.

He told the court that his wife is so crazy about s*x to the extent that she always demanded for seven or eight rounds of it every night.

He added that in his entire life, he has never met a woman like his wife when it comes to hunger for s*x.

“My wife can never be satisfied s8xually. Her plan was to kill me with her excessive demand for s8x so that she can inherit my property,” he said.

The cobbler claimed that when he could not satisfy her s8xually, he had to send her packing so that she can marry another man of her choice.

He also alleged that his wife made his children hawk sachet water and sweets for her on busy roads.

Responding to the allegations levelled against her by her husband as regards her outrageous demand for s8x, Zainab said: “Afterall, he could not accuse me of infidelity. I am not a flirt. If he accused me of being a nymphomaniac, it is his headache.

“S8x in marriage is my conjugal right which I think every responsible man must preserve and protect and if I demanded for as much as I want, I have not done anything wrong.”

The petty trader said that she did not know what came over her husband, when he suddenly asked her to pack out of their matrimonial home after the naming ceremony of their last child.

According to her, “Olufumilayo ordered me to vacate our matrimonial home after I gave birth to our last child even though I did not offend him in any way.”

Zainab told the court further that she had to re-marry when, after waiting for two years, hoping that her husband would have a change of mind following efforts by her parents to resolve the matter amicably and reconcile them, failed.

The court, after listening to both parties, dissolved the union, adding that the marital relationship between the estranged couple had broken down completely.

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Husband Uses Voodoo To Sleep With Me

A divorce seeking housewife, Mrs. Halimat Usman, has accused her husband, Idris Usman, of rubbing black powder on his manhood before making love to her.

 Halimat, a resident of 18, Owode Street, Abule-Egba, Lagos, southwest Nigeria, in a suit she filed at Meiran Grade “A” Customary Court, said her husband is diabolical, adding that he caught him red handed on a night, rubbing black powder on his manhood when they were about making love. She said further that her husband pleaded for forgiveness when he discovered that she has caught him. 

 She also told the court that there was another time she went to the market and on getting back home, she met her husband and a herbalist buying a black substance in their compound. Halimat who said she had endured her husband for almost three decades, revealed that the burial of the black substance in their compound has brought negative consequences as things turned upside down for her and the children. 

 Responding to the allegations, Usman told the court that he had always taken care of his wife and the children. His words: “My lord, she accused me of being fetish, but I want to tell this court that both of us are fetish. I buried black medicine in the compound so as to get good buyer for my uncompleted building that I wanted to sell off. “There was a time I was looking for my pair of slippers. 

I looked for it almost five days. Later when I threatened that I would stop giving our children allowance, one of them told me that he had found the slippers. “Thereafter, I consulted my spiritual leader who told me that I should recite “Bisimilahi” three times before using the slippers again, ” he told the court. In her ruling, Alhaja Gafar said the evidence before the court points to the fact that the couple are living like cat and mouse under one roof, which she said was dangerous for co-existence. 

 “In view of this, it is evident that the relationship between the two has broken down irretrievably. Therefore, the marriage between Halimat and Idris is hereby dissolved,” the president pronounced.

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